Funny sayings that make no sense

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25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny

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Stupid sayings that make no sense..

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But it got me to thinking about sayings and quotes that make no sense. Seeing as how I have written a post on some of my favorite quotes and a more recent one on deep quotes , I figured why not address the issue of sayings and quotes that make no sense, once and for all! So, without further ado, here we go with 18 sayings and quotes that make no sense — at least to me. Again, this is just my opinion, so if you interpret one of the quotes differently than I have, please have it and discuss in the comments below! Meaning someone who has just joined a company and who has the lowest rank and least importance. The problem with this saying is that it is baseless in terms of the person on top of an actual totem pole being the most important. In fact, the lowest person on the totem pole is actually the most important!

Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. Quotes and sayings by famous people inspire us and often put us on the track. Then, on the other hand, there are a few funny sayings that make no sense. They could have been, possibly, said unintentionally. However, they create humor, and the readers have a good laugh over it.

A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win! The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?


  1. Albin G. says:

    I love sharing jokes, funny quotes, and humorous sayings—anything to make people laugh.

  2. Dominique D. says:

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

  3. Berkoserdo says:

    funny sayings, quotes, and phrases to hopefully brighten your's or When you're wrong, no one forgets. Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. Practice doesn't make perfect.

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