Diary of a wimpy kid opening monologue
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes by Jeff Kinney
What are you doing? Get up! Mom and Dad have been calling you for an hour. You're about to be late for your first day of middle school. Oh, geez!
Mom and Dad have been calling you. You're about to be late for. Go, go, go! Mom's about to flip out! What are you doing? What's going on? Getting ready for
All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea. The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM's idea, not mine. But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she's crazy. So just don't expect me to be all "Dear Diary" this and "Dear Diary" that. The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.