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Alcoholism Quotes (340 quotes)
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I got into very bad company after winning a bottle of whiskey at a raffle. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky.