Funny quotes about getting older
Aging Gracefully Quotes (69 quotes)
Funny Aging Quotes
Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. While for some old age is synonymous with dread and foreboding, for some it is merely a number. The latter choose to look at old age as just another phase. Quite a few of them have some hilarious things to say about getting old and old age. We've picked the choicest sayings about old age here.
Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter' -- Mark Twain. Age is just a number, but aging is the peak of beauty. Our entire lifetime is dedicated to reach the old age. It is a period of life which experiences the zenith of wisdom, grace, and maturity. It is the body that ages, but the mind remains forever young. Growing old is everybody's chance to discover the beauty of mind.
Funny Quotes On Getting Older
Getting older simply means that you're getting wiser! At your age, you've seen and experienced more things than a teenager or young adult could dream of. This gives you invaluable and unique insight on the way the world works — and you likely have a macabre sense of humor about things as a result. If that insight leads you to be direct every once in a while, and that causes some people to feel uncomfortable, then so be it! You've earned it, after all.
The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to the ages of other women. To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early or be respectable. The Grateful Dead are like bad architecture or an old whore. Stick around long enough and you eventually get respectable. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets; the more interested he is in her.